Oh damn oh damn oh damn I always hated Twlight, and it's more insane fanbase (Sane fans are sane thankfully.)

I've read article after article over Twilight-fans terrorizing and beating up people for not liking the glorifiedfanfictionbooks and movies (look up the twilight sucks forums, you'll see accounts from phsycological to physical terrorizaton).

BUT THIS TAKES THE DAMN CAKE.

So: my mom and I are in the theater, waiting for the previews to start up, right? In this almost empty theater, there's only two other families and a couple of kids sitting alone. Well, one of these kids, who couldn've been more than seven-eight walked right up to us and asked if she could sit with us.

Surprised, my mom says sure and the girl sits down a couple chairs away and tells us that she's alone. Now, we're surpsised, and my mom asks where her parents are...

And you know what she tells us?

"My mom's watching Twilight."

...Ho-ly fuck. I was so fucking gobsmacked, and wanted nothing more than to find this "mother" and shake some sense into her.


And you know what the kicker is?



THE TWILIGHT MOVIE STARED 15 MINUTES BEFORE OURS. THAT 7~8 YEAR OLD GIRL SAT ALONE IN A MOVIE THEATER FOR OVER TWENTY MINUTES WHILE HER SO-CALLED "MOM" WENT TO FAP TO SOME SPARKLY VAMPIRE.


FUCK YOU, YOU DISGRACE OF A MOTHER